Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
So they tried
Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
No go.
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How did the DMK alliance manage to keep the BJP out of Tamil Nadu politics all these years? Is the picture now changing in Tamil Nadu after the entry of Annamalai?
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?
